Plum & Chilli Sauce
Rupture de stock - mis en attente et sera envoyé une fois en stock
A very special sauce made with fresh plums, fresh apples, and fresh Scotch Bonnet chilli peppers. It's too sweet to be wholesome and too hot to handle!
DUE TO UNPRECEDENTED DEMAND, WE ARE OUT OF STOCK UNTIL EARLY JANUARY
This is a plum sauce. It is shiny and purple. It is sweet and sticky. It is sugar and spice and all things nice. It is loaded with fresh juicy Irish plums, it has Golden Delicious apples, it has Ireland's best apple cider vinegar, it has lots of sugar. OMG it is a sticky icky wicky gicky mess that makes your mouth explode with jammy yumminess. I am so excited about how cutesy wutesy this sauce is. When you taste it you will raise the bottle up in the air and proclaim to the Lord that you are no longer afraid of type 2 diabetes.
But the Lord did not make this sauce. This is not manna from heaven. No, there is a much shadier individual at work here.
Into each bottle, We have added approximately three Scotch Bonnets. Now admittedly Scotch Bonnet has a sweetness and a lightness and a sense of joy. Briefly. It smiles at you. The only sense you have that anything is wrong is a slightly strange smell. A smell that to us is a little like the clawing dampness of a very old house.
Just before you fall through the floorboards.
Please note that as this sauce is still an artisan small batch sauce we do not have final nutritional information for it. This means we are only allowed to sell it to customers that live within 100kms of Dundalk (see map).